Pau-Sterized.

Pau Gasol failed twice to escape Blake Griffin. The first time he had no clue what was behind him. The second time he reluctantly gave into reality as he attempted to flee. Last night Blake Griffin’s Swagger Level was on 10 as he welcomed Pau Gasol into a prolific category including Kendrick Perkins and Timofey Mozgov to name a few. 

Oh and FYI SwaggerStatus.com is back. 

Let me have the pleasure of introducing you to Gabe York. Some people can shoot. Some people can play D. Some people can dunk. Some people have swagger. Not many have all of the above. Gabe York does. Do yourself a favor and Google “youtube gabe york.” I apologize if your afternoon plans must now be cancelled. Gabe is going to Arizona next year. Huskie fans can now light themselves on fire. It’s one thing to shut it down..but Gabe York shut this shit doooowwwn with the dunk of the year. Gabe York, the Swagger Gods commend you. 

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Kendrick Perkins has simply put - been a bully in the NBA from Day 1. Blake Griffin put a stop to that last night. Oh me, oh my. Swagger.

Nike (NKE) has been known to draw a crowd when a new line of basketball shoes hits stores, but now the athletic footwear and apparel giant is turning heads with a high-tech wristband.Nike+ FuelBand won’t hit the market for several more weeks, but the sultan of swoosh already knows it has a hit.

The $149 cutting-edge bracelets sold out quickly during two short-lived online buying opportunities over the weekend, and those pre-orders won’t be delivered until Feb. 22.Consumers fearing that the scarce FuelBands will be in short supply next month have taken to eBay where several units are selling for more than double their retail value. This isn’t some phantom figure of what greedy sellers are hoping to get and never do. Yes, there have been several completed transactions on the auction site north of $300.

 What is the Nike+ FuelBand? What will it mean for Nike as a business and for you as a consumer? Allow me to take you by the wrist — the way that Nike wants to later this year — to unravel the FuelBand technology.

See full article from DailyFinance:http://srph.it/Ah73Vg

Lebron jumps over John Lucas for the baseline oop today…in the game…cleared John Lucas…oh boy. Doesn’t this normally only happen in dunk contests? Seriously people. Man is on a mission this season.

DOG SWAG. Dogs have swagger too, didn’t you know?

Here at SwaggerStatus.com, we are dog lovers and couldn’t help but post this sick video from Gizmodo. The pure enjoyment dogs experience is on a whole different level of swagger. Check it out and you’ll understand. 

“I’ve always wondered what the world looks like from a dog’s point of view. After watching this video, now I know. Kelsey Wynn outfitted his Great Dane, Bishop, with a GoPro and took him to the dog park to play. You get to see everything Bishop’s see and it looks so freaking fun.

Wynn attached one GoPro to Bishop’s harness and then built another rig equipped with a second GoPro (PVC monopod) to get different angles. He then combined the footage and sloooww moootttioned it to bring incredible detail to what goes on down in the dog zone. I love seeing dogs up close and at their natural height (as opposed to our way up there perspective), it totally feels like I’m watching the world from inside their brain. Also, in slow motion, some of this dog playing looks a little vicious!”

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We always knew the President could ball - see the end of this post. However, who knew he could throw down the vocals? True swagger from the leader himself. 

The President’s small serenade to Al Green’s “Let’s Stay Together” at a fundraiser at New York City’s legendary Apollo Theater last Thursday surprised us all, and caught the attention of one person in particular which led him to make the President an offer (we’re hoping) he can’t refuse.

Read more: http://www.eonline.com/#ixzz1kmNK3W5x

Ballin’ on fools, dropping dimes and definitely showing off the in-n-out/crossover move. You can’t deny the swagger with his jump shot either. 

CAR SWAGGER. JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE STEALTH

With a name like that, you might expect this SUV to be all black. And though that’s not really the name — in fact, it doesn’t even have a name yet — you’d certainly be right. The Jeep Grand Cherokee Stealth ($TBA) drags the company’s Laredo X package into the shadows with a black paint job, black grille surround, black headlamp bezels, a black liftgate light-bar, 20-inch glossy black aluminum wheels, and a black interior boasting heated seats, a 9-speaker sound system, rear-view camera and park assist system, keyless entry and start, and over 50 safety and security features. Visit jeep.com/namemyride to give it a proper moniker — and for a shot at a free GC of your own.

Courtesy of Uncrate